So
a lot of talk and preparation has gone into NZTC for this weekend. Lists have been designed, match up’s planned
but what it really comes down to is mental toughness… We can moan about dice, about
how I failed all my ward saves but it is going to be the team who plays the
most mistake free, good warhammer over 6 rounds who will come out on top.
“Concentration
and mental toughness are the margins of victory.”
I’m
glad there is no performance enhancing drugs testing in “professional warhammer”
as Team NZ Hammered have been on a strict performance training regime…
Inspired by the
great Tony D’Amato this is the inspirational speech I gave to my team pre NZTC
“You find out life's
this game of inches, so is football. Because in either game - life or football
- the margin for error is so small. I mean, one half a step too late or too
early and you don't quite make it. One half second too slow, too fast and you
don't quite catch it. The inches we need are everywhere around us. They're in
every break of the game, every minute, every second. On this team we fight for
that inch. On this team we tear ourselves and everyone else around us to pieces
for that inch. We claw with our fingernails for that inch. Because we know when
add up all those inches, that's gonna make the f*cking difference between
winning and losing! Between living and dying! I'll tell you this, in any fight it's
the guy whose willing to die whose gonna win that inch. And I know, if I'm
gonna have any life anymore it's because I'm still willing to fight and die for
that inch, because that's what living is, the six inches in front of your face.
Now I can't make you do it. You've got to look at the guy next to you, look
into his eyes. Now I think ya going to see a guy who will go that inch with
you. Your gonna see a guy who will sacrifice himself for this team, because he
knows when it comes down to it your gonna do the same for him. That's a team,
gentlemen, and either, we heal, now, as a team, or we will die as individuals.
That's football guys, that's all it is. Now, what are you gonna do?”
Actually there are performance enhancing drugs in Warhammer. They're called the Ogres, Daemons and Skaven army books.
ReplyDeleteThank god there's only one Skaven army at least.
That's something I haven't heard for the last three years. It was VCs and Woodies before that
DeleteEveryone has their least favourite armies. I was under the impression that most non-Skaven players disliked the power level of the ratboys, but that might be my personal bias. I see Skaven as the Ben Johnson to my Dwarve's Carl Lewis (the first and only time you'll see Dwarves compared to a tall, super-fast, beardless black man).
Deletedoes that make Dwarfs the Prozac of the warhammer world?! I am however very glad there is only 1 skaven..
ReplyDeleteProbably, Prozac does make people happy and cures depression after all....
ReplyDeleteProzac makes you impotent bro.. like dwarfs
ReplyDeleteI don't think Dwarves make you impotent. I've got three kids and I'm pretty sure they're mine.
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